Description
Meet the tag that says what everyone in the house is already thinking. The "I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things" funny dog tag is for the lovable chaos gremlin who turns couches into confetti and lives life with zero remorse. Bold, funny, and painfully relatable, this tag is a fan favorite for pups who are cute, destructive, and absolutely not sorry about it.
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💎 Premium, High-Quality - No Plastic or Acrylic
💪 Chew, Drool, and Zoomie Tested
PACKAGING
All tags arrive retail-ready, secured on a durable hang card with a peg hole for easy in-store display. A small metal keyring is included. Coordinating countertop displays are available in our shop.
TAG SIZES
• Small: 1" wide, recommended for cats and small dogs
• Large: 1.25" wide, ideal for medium to large breeds
MATERIAL
• Durable 1.5mm thick enamel metal
• Bronze core, nickel-coated finish
• High-quality, premium pet tag— not plastic or ac
Self Wash
Last self-wash accepted at 5 PM